- Alexander in Act One: I'm sorry. Am I talking too loud?
- Alexander in Act Two: Sit down John you faT MOTHERFUCKER
Your fave is Problematic: Lin-Manuel Miranda
• is too kind to fans
• has nice hair probably
• named his dog ankle
• is an actual genius
• is in the play
• is the lead, and isn’t even a senior
• refers to Alexander Hamilton as “homeboy”
• denies having written hamlet